There's a nightclub in Essex called The Circus Tavern which is walking distance from me. Back in the 2000's me and my mates used to go there every few weeks. There were 2 floors, a staged ares and the dance club above, and the staged area used to have strip nights with the Daily Sport Babes.
All the top British Models were there, M1ch3ll3 Th0rn3, 4ng3l L0ng, Lynd@ L31gh, LDM etc.
The girls would charge about £10 for a personal striptease on the stage, where the punter sits on a chair and gets a lap-dance. Being broke working class Essex boys, we'd get there early to get a good table next to the stage where you could see them stripping for free. Not as good as an up-close lap-dance, but beggars can't be choosers.
So, this one night there was about 10 mins till the show finished and LL came up to our table,
"Hello boys, last chance for a striptease! It's almost closing time, who wants one for £8?"
I said, "I'm a bit short of £8, do you do student discounts?".
Looking very unimpressed she goes, "how much short?"
"I don't know, but whatever I've got you can have", and pulled a handful of coins out of my pocket to show her.
"okay, but you only get 5 mins."
I get my 5 minute striptease, she got nude and I saw her fanny 2 inches from my face (I was so temped to stick my tongue up there).
The music stops and she grabbed a small purse bag type thing saying "money please Mr Student Discount".
I emptied out my pockets and started counting and found I had a total of £1.30 in loose change, mostly bronze.
"Not as much as I thought I had, sorry".
She was so pissed off. I just walked away quickly trying to hide my boner.
TL;DR I once got a naked lap-dance off LL for £1.30.